hell is empty and all the devils are here.
Scary on the outside, but really nice and gay on the inside.
Help me get pet rats, tumblr!
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Post reblogged from In prolonged silence, we all stand defiled
what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect
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Hello dear friends on Tumblr!
I would like to announce something very important to you:
I, joyfulcrow/Oskar, now have a BigCartel store.
Why is that important to you? Well, let’s go through some of the pros and cons of you buying from my store:
Pros:
- You will be giving hope to an aspiring photographer
- I probably will not die of starvation at any point in the near future if you buy something
- Maybe if you buy enough things I’ll be able to afford a BigCartel membership that lets me list more than 5 items at a time
- The store is fully endorsed by corgis, sloths, and adorable fuzzy kittens
- If you buy something from my store, there is a 50% less chance that you will be eaten by a shark in your lifetime
- The material my prints are made of is completely flammable, so if you really hate my photography you can burn the prints.
Cons:- You will make me really sad (I might even cry)
- Your likelihood of being eaten by a shark will increase by 500%
I think you know what the better choice is, fellow tumblrites.
http://crowphotography.bigcartel.com/
(By the way - due to that pesky “five items only” restriction, prints will be switched out every month - so if you don’t see anything you like now, be sure to check back!) -
Photo reblogged from city of trees
another one of those posts that fucks with your whole world view (in a good way)
(Source: bigfatphallusy)
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Post reblogged from Let the music be your master
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
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Post reblogged from Squashie Squishies
can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send
(Source: cokedup-botoxgirl)
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Quote reblogged from Two boys, an old drunk, and a fallen angel.If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via endangerment)
(Source: notclarissa)
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these reviewers
these BLOGGERS
everything i have is going back where it belongs
and that’s it.
it’s not all daisies
and ponies
and unicorns.don’t come back, madame.
you just keep walking
if you came to eat to enjoy
than you should know what you like to eat.
